Random Rumble

The most recent update... they are her dice there, aren't they? For some reason I miss her.

My fills, in order from the oldest to newest, classed by askers:

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Dave <3< Eridan to be exact, but Dave's feeling is also close to human love because he is human, though also kismessitude because they are in a troll empire. It's human Dave and troll Eridan, in hate-love. Dave is a slave, but Eridan brings him trolls to kill like a pious priest bringing sacrifices to his god. And Dave plays along, even breaking one of Eridan's horns. And Eridan made that into a dagger for Dave. Goodness. Why are Eridan's quandrant-love/romances all so romantic in fanfics? Sorry, not all, but when I read one it tend to be very romantic and maybe I'm just lucky with Eridan fics.

Blackbird AU on AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/series/16945

AU by Nachte.

Now that's how many fics where it's romantic to kill in front of someone and then threaten to kill or maim that someone? If only in real life politic leaders who are in war with each just go hate-smooch each other instead of making war with entire countries.

Ok Dirk you are just making shit up. This is getting ridiculous.

Is it just my shipping goggles overreacting or Jake seems to be interested in Dirk here?

/re-read

Ok, just two guys acting like close friend of that age I guess. Like, two guys who have never seen girls beside from movies. Yeah.

( wild guesses )

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Edit 2: Oh no, half a day after this post it's confirmed that The Condesce finds human reproduction revolting. Welp, there goes a plot bunny.

...what the dickens are you doing, Hussie?

Why are you applying the Salmasis/Hermaphroditus solution to them? Why?

And is Vriska married to Hussie as of yet?

/incoherent

http://archiveofourown.org/works/368297

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

And it's full of smells. It's wonderful. Smells on the foreground and lights in the background. It's almost as if it's tailor-made for me (of course it can't be, but that's how much it suits my taste). And all the noises, of metal grating or footsteps or voices... This fic stimulates all the 7 senses exactly how it should and it's wonderful.

http://archiveofourown.org/series/16960

coldhope's Discstuck drabbles. Go read them. That author blended Discworld and Homestuck seamlessly together and it's wonderful.

Homestuck Shipping Olympics will be back this year! Which ship should I ship? I'm thinking of K<>K, but Rose <3 Kanaya is tempting too.