Random Rumble

Today morning I dreamt that I was holding a plaster bust statue, back to me, under the shower. The bust was bleeding fresh red blood from its missing lower half. I was holding it under the water flow in the hope that the plaster'll be washed off and the bust would be gone. I was trying to hold it back to me because something terrible would happen if it turned around (yes, it was trying to turn around as I held it, even if it was just a plaster bust with no lower half). Eventually the plaster was washed away, but to my surprise there was a poisonous/venomous salamander inside it and all the washing had freed it. I knew that touching it would lead to death so I tried to avoid it, but in the end it touched me anyway and I woke up.

When I woke up, the first thing I thought was "That bust must be a SCP!" Looks like Internet has done something to my mind. But really, plaster bust? Salamander? I haven't seen them for years.