Maybe gods were Valve employees [time is just geography to them]

[pseudogeek]

After sleeping over the convos about L...'s "we are all born with a little leaf around out private" and the other girl's gods must be men and women have largest breasts because they were rolling balls with clay and just stuck them there, I woke up remembering that some people are born with the placenta over their head or something. So some of us are born with hats. Not exactly born naked.