Abandon ship to get new ones

I have abandoned Karkat/John ship yesterday night. That's only two days of shipping. My recording at fastest abandon ship.

Ship still standing: Rose/Kanaya

New ships that replace Karkat/John kismesis:
Karkat/John/Dave auspistice
Karkat/Jade/Karkat auspistice
Karkat/Karkat kismesis (I love selfcest)
Karkat/Karkat moirallegiannce (yup. this guy is fun)
Karkat/Jade redrom
Dave/Dave narcissism
Dave/John bros forever
Vriska/Terezi kismesitude (not really canon?)
Vriska/Terezi/Tavros auspistice
Tavros/Vriska redrom/blackrom double reacharound
Vriska/Karkat (not sure how, but could work?)
Everybody/Everybody (not at the same time)
Jadesprite/Jade (crackpairing)
Jade/John sibling friendship
Dave/Rose sibling friendship