This is awesome and I must scream

[pseudogeek]

Dave is a transgender in Potterstuck: Goblet of Sick Fires.

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He's a FTM transgender. He's physically a girl and wears a binder, but he is a boy who lives in the boy's dorms, dresses as a boy and, well, is a boy. Awesome. So ironic. Awesome.

Edit: Oh I forgot to scream about CLOUDMAIMER, Jade's broom. CLOUDMAIMER. Isn't that a great name for a broom?